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Joke of the Day

"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."

"Ugh your paleontologist friend is coming? He's so boring! Don't worry, I have a plan to keep him distracted *pulls out seven layer dip*"

"Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you."

"Standing closer to me in line right up my ass will not make it go faster. Back the fuck up you faggott"

"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"

"What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !"

"Where do the Chinese study? In the Pupils republic of China"

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of cunning stunts"

"Here's a really old one I"

"trained zebra no video see the benefits of training"