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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a gay dinosore a gay dinosore"
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"I don't get how people say Mickey Rourke looks bad for his age... ...don't they realise his first film role was in 1941?!"
"'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house."
"What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool? Deep ends really."
"Fun prank. Tell your bf you're getting your hair done. Leave. Don't get your hair done. When you come back & he says it looks great stab him"
"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."
"A Brief History of Our Times: As televisions became flatter, people became rounder."
"After sex I always get out my phone and order my wife a dozen roses. My girlfriend thinks I'm hilarious."
"Why is it that lawyers get sick? It's because they are *contract*ually obligated to do so."
"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"