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Joke of the Day

"West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I've been shot in the arm."

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."

"What is the difference between a rooster and a Hooker? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" and a Hooker says ""any cock will do."""

"How was 9/11 an inside job? If the planes came from the outside."

"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."

"I got my wisdom teeth out solely to make a cute viral video of what I said coming out of anaesthesia, but I used the N-word too many times."

"What do you call a dog magician?"

"College is like unprotected sex... Good until you get tested"

"Shout out to my arms for always being by my side... & my legs for being there every step of the way"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........to get to the other side"