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Joke of the Day
"How was 9/11 an inside job? If the planes came from the outside."
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"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""
"ME: Why are you leaving? WIFE: I have hated every stupid pun of yours since we left Manhasset 20 years ago ME: Manhasset been that long?"
"My dick was in the Guinness book of world records Then the librarian asked me to take it out"
"When I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you would suffice, Not this ""Who the fuck are you, and what are you doing in my house?!"" nonsense."
"Turns out, humans aren't the only ones who have trouble with homonyms. My dog keeps saying ""rough"" instead of ""ruff""."
"White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope."
"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick."
"What's more awkward than getting a boner in public? Your girlfriend getting a boner in public."
"How do we not know what women want yet? There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet."