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Joke of the Day
"Where was Bill Clinton during his presidency? He was right between the Bushes."
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"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Why don't Geordies use scales? Because they can weigh things by eye man."
"When Dracula went to the blood bank, he said: ""Do you deliver?"""
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"Don't forget to tell everyone how you love Fridays because we were all wondering how you feel about them."
"Two goldfish were in their tank... Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers"
"So I was talking to my 13 year old friend online.... And out of nowhere she told me she was an FBI agent. How cool is that?!"
"You're in a bar and a guy throws a punch at you You can't even react back or TheFineBros will sue you."