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Joke of the Day

"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."

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"what do you call a Chinese man with 2 black eyes who lamped chow"
"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""
"Why did tigger look in the toilet... He was looking for Pooh"
"Help she is suffering from anal seizures? No she is just twerking."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""
"What starts with 'M', ends with 'arriage' and is a man's favorite thing A miscarriage"
"My husband said that he seriously fears for my life every time I go out because I'm the ""kind of person people would want to kill."""
"It's scary living in Massachusetts... Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings."
"I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you."
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