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"What happens when you click A on thIs post Someone unkowingly gives me internet points."
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"I used to rub my hair together when I was stressed... But now I'm dreading the consequences."
"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"
"What kind of nuts go on your feet? *Sigh*... Cashews."
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse."
"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""
"If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss"
"I asked my girlfriend to try anal, She got all butthurt."