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Joke of the Day

"Why are dragons so tired? Because they fight knights!"

"I, for one, like Roman numerals."

"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."

"I'm at my most NASCAR driver when I really have to pee."

"What did the field say to the farmer with no crops? Stop fallowing me!"

"What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets Thought that one up myself."

"An Asian Keanu enters a room. Asian Keanu got angry. Asian Keanu Reeves."

"Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me ""for safe keeping""."

"I was about to make a joke about illegal immigrants But that would be crossing the borders"

"You agree to sound convincing when you lie about changing and I agree to believe you. Formalities over, let's get this relationship started."