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Joke of the Day

"Why are dragons so tired? Because they fight knights!"

"TIL my mom isn't a member of any organized political party. You see, she's a Republican."

"Been coughing all day. Can't seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme this is not one of them"

"What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike."

"The handicap parking at the special olympics must be insane"

"What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim? Hello friend!"

"What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo-vies."

"My mom said her day at work today made her feel like punching babies I told her to punch herself in the stomach"