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Joke of the Day
"all pans are no-stick pans if you no-cook in them."
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"""My wife's having a relationship with the Speaker of the House of Representatives"" ""Boehner?"" ""No, she assures me it's completely platonic."""
"If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff Is it called projectile dysfunction?"
"""I hate it when you go off on tangents!"" ""I hate it when YOU go off on cosines!"" Irreconcilable trigonometry can kill a relationship."
"""French court stops child from being named Nutella"" They've stopped a silly name before it can spread."
"A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around"
"Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?"
"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor And the doctor says ""you have a cataract"" The Chinese man replys ""no I have a Rinkin continental"" Stolen from Gilbert Gottfried."
"The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis."
"Autocorrect changed ""baby rattle"" to ""baby battle"" and now I'm googling where to buy tiny weapons."