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Joke of the Day
"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper."
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"Awful Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's there? Didgerid Didgerid who? bzanweaaaangggglllllddeeeeeoooooowwwwwaaaaannnn.... In my opinion, the lamer the knock knock joke, the better."
"My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks."
"What is the most offensive joke you know? I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst?"
"you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow."
"""All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..."" - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school"
"When you're Russian... There's no time for Stalin"
"I have only ever completed 2 successful high-fives."
"What's Green and has 5 Wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels! Shnockers"
"iPhone, if you correct ""harass"" to ""caress"" one more time you'll be held responsible for this generation's sex offenders."