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Joke of the Day

"Before you say you ""value my opinion,"" just know if a genie granted me 3 wishes, one of them would be to star in Sister Act 3."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"Favorite Old People Jokes"

"It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house"

"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"

"We are thinking about making chili for Christmas Eve. We're starting a new tradition called 'silent but deadly night'."

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"

"Duct Tape Turning ""No no no"" into ""mmm mmm mmm"""

"Mexican artists were hired to make Donald Trump look more ""authentic"" to the Mexican demographic. So they drew a bunch of penises on his face."