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Joke of the Day

"MARRIAGE TIP: When your wife forgets to set the timer and incinerates dinner, DO NOT whistle ""If I Only Had a Brain"" from the Wizard of Oz."

"My hamster died... He fell asleep at the wheel."

"Nick clegg themed toilets They're full of shit"

"An old man on went Facebook You'll never believe what happens next."

"What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue"

"What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head? Facial Hare"

"Toddlers are the only life form that can exist entirely on their own snot, one goldfish cracker, and half a chicken nugget a day."

"Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!"

"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."

"How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? ""Go fuck yourself!"""