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Joke of the Day
"A french pastry was stalking me this morning I felt really creped out"
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"I'm sorry I showed you snaps from my colonoscopy after you made me look at your ultrasound. I thought we were sharing pics of our innards."
"Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth."
"[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here."
"Atheists are missing the boat. Without God you're responsible for your actions."
"Why does Oedipus hate profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth."
"According to WebMC, I be illin'."
"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their Masters."
"Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left."
"My mom made some french fries for you guys... but you were dicks about it because they were potato quality."