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Joke of the Day
"Why Trump will win the election? He will use his Trump-card."
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"I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me."
"How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !"
"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."
"Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!"
"What did the daddy salt say to his son? ""Stop cracking your NaCles."""
"What do you call the entrance to a brothel? Hodor"
"Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are Targets on every corner."
"I'm emotionally constipated I haven't given a shit in days."
"My Somalian friend asked me the other day... If I had ever tried Somalian food. ""No, I've never had any,"" I said. ""That's all right,"" he said, ""neither have Somalians."""