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Joke of the Day
"What do you call some who is afraid of Santa? Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week."
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"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"""
"Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe. Sachets away."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...& murderous clowns, & ISIS, & one of these two getting elected President after Halloween."
"*bride and groom kiss* minister: wow im like right here"
"Just watched a guy in a shirt that read ""Jedi I am"" trip on a curb and fall. Jedi you are not sir"
"I just leave my autocorrects so people will think I'm really passionate about ducks."
"I love meeting new people. Not you. Don't touch me."
"How do you know your sister is on her period?..... Your father's dick tastes like blood..."