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Joke of the Day
"I love meeting new people. Not you. Don't touch me."
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"A duck waddles into a lake... The geese say 'Hi Dave!' The boss faints."
"How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro? because the owner will tell you"
"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""
"sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours"
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."
"My brother had some bad news.. I saw my brother the other day, he told me ""Grandpa got badly burned"" ""Really how badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium"""
"I'd never compare people I don't like to Hitler, but the people who make the little ""x"" button impossible to find on pop-up ads are Hitler."
"Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin. Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals."