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Joke of the Day
"Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe. Sachets away."
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"Someone stole my coffee. He was charged with mugging."
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
"Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!"
"I rate the next One Direction album... ...four out of five stars."
"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse For being sober one year."
"Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes? Because they're paid to."
"Which is worse: that I had to wear a Frozen bandaid cuz all the regular ones were taken or that I spent 5 min. deciding between Anna & Elsa?"
"I hate gingerbread. If I owned a bakery, I wouldn't tolerate gingerbread. I'd be like, ""Get outta here, you redhead. Your money isn't good here."""
"How do you measure the speed of circumcisions? Mohels per hour"