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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"""
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"Musicians with no advertising budget can simply name their band Missing Cat."
"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder."
"Look sad dragging a kite on the ground at the park and sometimes people will let you join their picnic."
"Just Cuz It Zips Dont Mean it Fits"
"Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas"
"The Annual Urology vs Proctology Basketball Tournament ended predictably... Urology is #1 Proctology is #2"
"what do you call the offspring of two lesbians? A hermaphrodike"
"I know blood in horror movies is just corn syrup, but it's still terrifying because at this point, that's basically all my blood is"
"Omg like wtf -me, praying"