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"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, while a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What do you call a black pilot? You call him a pilot! you racist!"
"I like my women how I like my chicken. Friend: Battered? Me:...no...hot and spicy...."
"What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's? Oh na na, what's my name?"
"What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues? An insecurity guard "
"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."
"How come you never see elephants hiding up trees? Because they are really good at it."
"What goes great with noodles? COMPANY!"
"How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y"