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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my chicken. Friend: Battered? Me:...no...hot and spicy...."

"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."

"What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway? A fast foyer transform!"

"What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"

"Scientists detected gravitational waves directly for the first time Your mom's gonna get half the Nobel prize."

"A feminist one asked me ""What's your view on Lesbians""? I said ""1080p"""

"I'm probably moving back to my home country if Trump gets elected. Not by choice either."

"Three guys walk in to a bar... The 4th one ducks"

"[takes a sip at wine tasting] Ah yes, this is nice. You can really taste the wet dog and Code Red Mountain Dew."

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about"