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"Does advertisement work? Just did."
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"A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head."
"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""
"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."
"You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, ""Regular or Unleaded?"""
"Before I get out of an elevator, I hug every single person in there with me and whisper in their ear ""You've taught me so much."""
"I am My Own Boss Today i was in an auto when auto driver said: ""I love this job... I am my own boss, Nobody tells me what to do.."" Then i replied """"Tern the left"""
"It's my ninth anniversary on Twitter. I could not have done it without my ex-wife and my kids whose names I no longer remember."
"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"
"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"