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Joke of the Day
"Does advertisement work? Just did."
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"I tried dusting after five energy drinks now my house is on fire."
"Now we're going to say some shit to scare old people. -the local news"
"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."
"My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to Church Jesus wore sandals too."
"""Let's walk over there"" ""ok"" -couple a cows"
"If you are having sex with two women and a third woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely"
"No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags."
"I was given some financial good news today. The child I sponsored in Africa has been mauled to death by lions. for more sick jokes visit sickipedia.org."
"And the he told me he was kilt shopping. So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart."