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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the serial killer who's using smaller and smaller socks to strangle each new victim? Be careful, they say he's still at large."

"Mad Cow Disease Q: Why do cows get the mad cow disease? A: Anyone would go mad if someone squeezes your tits four times a day, but only let you have sex once an year!"

"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."

"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""

"Knock, knock. Go fuck yourselves. - The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can."

"I find certain races unattractive... Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble."

"Guys, P Diddy now wants to be referred to as ""Skiddle Biddle Bo Bee Bop."""

"There was a terrorist attack on a French cheese shop. Reports say there was a lot of die Brie."

"When you're feeling down, just remember... you've accomplished more than Steve Jobs this year."

"I took a poop today that didn't flush... That shit was revolting."