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Joke of the Day
"What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice? A Fjord Fjocus."
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"My wife said she was watching he weight I told her to get some glasses. Edit: I need some too"
"I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma."
"Standing closer to me in line right up my ass will not make it go faster. Back the fuck up you faggott"
"Throwing acid is wrong... ...in some people's eyes."
"I was gonna tell a joke about OCD... but."
"whats the difference between a girl and a bus? ""What's the difference between a girl And a bus"" ""What?"" ""As more people that go in the bus the tighter it gets"""
"What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar"
"What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!"
"My wife is so moody at Christmas, I blame the festive period."