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Joke of the Day
"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... an onion a day keeps everyone away."
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"What is the greatest intermolecular force of all time? Dipole, dipole, dipole, dipole, and dipole!"
"My dog loves me, but he also eats his own poop. I don't think I can trust his judgment."
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it."
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"
"CW: My wedding is going to be expensive! Me: Wait till you see what the divorce is going to cost you!"
"2016: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to get elected."" 2017: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to put that policy into place."" 2018: ""Might as well tune into the Hunger Games tonight..."""
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender looks at him and says, ""Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""In Africa, they're everywhere!"""
"What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst"