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Joke of the Day

"They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn't mean to eat it. I don't want to be a bug."

"There are two types of people on Reddit Karmanaut and Unidan"

"Donald Trump is like a Halloween pumpkin... Orange, full of slime, evil grin, and thrown out in early November."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral."

"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."

"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."

"Uh oh, happy facebook newlywed, your husband just created a twitter account."

"Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames."

"What do you get when you cross France and Britain? Canada."

"A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"""