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Joke of the Day

"A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"""

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word unionized."

"All women say they just want to meet someone with a sense of humor - From what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious-"

"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese."

"They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !"

"Bananas will never talk shit about you. Not because they don't have mouths....but because they respect the choices you make."

"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!"

"How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer? Cross fit"

"The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike... I said, ""You must be joking, officer. My dog doesn't have a bike!"""