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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says ""I don't know"" and you have put ""Me neither""!"

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"why is it so hard just to get your kids to say ""bitch please"" and ""bitch thank you"""
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, but he has a 12 inch cock? Partially handicapped."
"My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick."
"Why did 8 break up with 7? Because 7 always came first!!!"
"Thinking about starting an independent pharmacy called ""Netflix and Pills"". Quality patient care with 24/7 Netflix while you wait. Thoughts?"
"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"
"Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall"
"My ultimate dream is to move back home, open up a bar and run it with all of my friends, and then burn it down for the insurance money"
"The world has gotten so politically correct that I don't know what is appropriate to throw at a crying baby in a restaurant anymore."