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Joke of the Day
"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."
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"How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season? Only 25...because there's Noel."
"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."
"You really inspire me to be a bitter person."
"Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations to sell more candles with numbers on them."
"I'm going back to work tomorrow after the holiday break, which means playing that annual game: What food is rotting in the office kitchen?"
"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"
"I feel like the set of Breaking Bad would be the best place to cook meth without anyone suspecting it."
"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift."