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Joke of the Day

"Why do feminists hate church music? Because of all the Hymns."

"They say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million jews"

"Why are programmers good husbands? Because they're good at commiting."

"What is white outside, and black inside [NSFW] Justin Beiber with Usher dick in his anus."

"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."

"[buying a wood chipper] ME: So does blood splatter everywhere when a body goes in? SALESMAN: What? ME: What?"

"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"What's black, white, and red all over? White emo kids."

"If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice."