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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between snooker and sex? If red covers pink, go for the brown."

"What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod? <message deleted>"

"A beekeeper talks about the dangers of his job. ""Of course you have to be carefull you won't get stabbed by one of those creatures, but that's a part of living in a multicultural society."""

"Why did the hipster dislike physics? Cause the system is broke, yo."

"What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix? No whey."

"listen here best buy employee, the constitution says I'm entitled to the pursuit of happiness, so i am taking this will smith dvd ok?"

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken"

"I pronounce CHampagne & CHandelier like CHimp so the lower class thinks I'm ""approachable"" & the upper class thinks I'm ""eclectic"""

"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"

"If there'd been a mix up my uncle could have been President of the United States He was an army undertaker, also known as a 'barrack embalmer' \- Milton Jones"