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Joke of the Day

"This is shit Said the winner of world anagram championship"

"What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house? Unstable"

"Ate Frosted Mini Wheats this morning, pooped a mini patio set this evening."

"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"

"If Frieza is King Cold's son... Does that make him a little Cold?"

"Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!"

"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."

"I often say...... I often say to myself. ""I cant believe that cloning machine worked"""

"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""My kids are being jerks."" ""Hey, Christian, you can't keep calling here."" ""Are you gonna send help?"" ""..."""

"My 40 yard dash time: 5.5 My 40 yard dash time after seeing my gf with my phone in her hands: 4.3"