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Joke of the Day
"Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper. - The Lyin' King"
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"The meaning of the word ""Poor"" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money"
"The link between Eschatology and Scatology While no one really knows what will happen at the end of times, one thing is certain. It will all go to shit."
"- What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know."
"customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS"
"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"
"Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse."
"[boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: ""fireplace"" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now"
"What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit."
"Why did the pimp cross the lawn? To get to the hoes."