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Joke of the Day
"What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant? Middle East"
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"*Running late *Light turns green but car in front wont go *About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco *Is late for work"
"GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me. ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion."
"So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers. I think they're called oopsie daisies."
"Why is the brain always anxious? It's part of the nervous system."
"Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade."
"What is Titus Pullo's Sandal Size? THIRTEEN!"
"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."
"I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet."
"my grade for geography will be out of this world."