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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Apple product in the Rogue One teaser trailer We don't know what it is yet, but at least now we know its name... ""iRebel"""

"I wish i was like my coffee. Rich and strong."

"A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours."

"What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan."

"""Will you just be doing simple abductions? Do you need soundproofing? Shackle package?"" - van salesman"

"My grandma is very conservative. It would break her heart if she knew I was bi -partisan."

"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"

"Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time."

"Blind Masturbation Championships Went to the blind masturbation championships the other day. No idea where I came."

"Torturer: I will break you Me: Do you wear that hood to hide your sadness? Torturer: *broken* ah hell man I just wanted to be a chef"