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Joke of the Day

"What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common? They both like giving nickel rides to black men!"

"What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine...."

"I asked my Dad if we could get any pets... He said pets are just a step backwards."

"What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter? Owens can finish a race."

"How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent"

"I double majored in TV and burritos."

"Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding..."

"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."

"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"

"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("