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Joke of the Day

"I asked my Dad if we could get any pets... He said pets are just a step backwards."

"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"

"Where does the Empire buy their robes? The Darth Mall!"

"I once dated a homeless girl. splitting the bill wasn't always easy but at least after our date I could drop her off anywhere."

"I've seen in war movies where women have to smother their crying babies to get them to be quiet so how come never on an airplane?"

"I'm opening a tennis themed bar... I'm calling it ""First Come, First Served"""

"Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure."

"My GFs family are religious which sux 1st time I stayed there her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Was a shame cuz he was very attractive"

"I bought myself a snail to race other snails.. I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish"

"There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey."