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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."
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"Have you guys heard my joke about elevators? It's funny on multiple levels"
"I told a little white lie... or a little black lie, because all lies matter"
"I know Blatters are usually full of pee... but Sepp Blatter is full of shit."
"The definition of Halloween: Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day."
"[funeral] ME: I never know what to say at these things. WIDOW: sorry for your loss. ME: it's ok, I'm sure I'll think of something."
"Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket."
"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."
"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."
"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."