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Joke of the Day
"I know Blatters are usually full of pee... but Sepp Blatter is full of shit."
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"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
"You Must Be From Ireland Because everytime I see you my penis be Dublin."
"She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss."
"If you play a Justin Bieber track backwards... ...You'll hear satanic messages. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Justin Bieber!"
"What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'"
"""I just can't help myself!"" paramedic on his deathbed"
"Communist lesbians are the strongest kind They use fists of steel"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver"
"The real reason David beat Goliath is that when David threw a rock, Goliath threw scissors."