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Joke of the Day

"Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner."

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."

"A elderly man gets diagnosed with brain cancer And dies."

"Your mom fails so hard at life...[nsfw] I gave her a D out of sympathy."

"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? ""R?"" ""Aye, ye would think so but 'tis the C he loves!"""

"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""

"What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as? A completely rational fear."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?"