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"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"
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"My boyfriend and I are into role playing-I pretend to be hotter and skinnier and he pretends not to be a Nigerian teen in an Internet cafe ."
"So far at work I've straightened a paper clip then tried bending it back to its original shape. Employee of the month right here."
"1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me"
"What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea..."
"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"
"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That bastard's never paid for anything in his life."
"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""
"[Noah from the Bible is doing laundry and his washer just starts spewing water] DEBORAH GET THE BOAT"
"If you would have told me 20 years ago that I'd be posting stupid jokes on the internet, I would have said what's an internet."