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Joke of the Day
"My dancing style can best be described as ""newborn gazelle being chased by lion."""
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"How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of ""Celebrity Apprentice"", Donald Trump fired himself!"
"Teacher:""Okay class, time to take a test. Please take out your no.2 pencils."" *Takes out no.1 pencil* ( )"
"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!"
"I'm scheduled for a vasectomy next Wednesday, but I am a little worried. I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life."
"Thanks for letting everyone on facebook know your phone is broken. I was already thinking about never calling or texting you anyway."
"My last relationship was a lot like Forrest Gump... I was retarded and she was a whore."
"Before the internet, it was way harder to google stuff"
"What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
"Why do Nigerian babies cry? Midlife crisis"