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Joke of the Day
"My last relationship was a lot like Forrest Gump... I was retarded and she was a whore."
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"A Black Widow joke Q: How do you kill a Black Widow? A: You take away her food stamps Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!"
"Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking."
"Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd? But when they pronounced it, the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh"""
"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t."
"Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale."
"A Scotsman and an Irish man walk into a bar And the Scotsman shouts ""All the drinks are on me!"" The next morning the headlines read *""Irish Ventriloquist Found Dead Behind Bar""*"
"Breaking News: Radio Shack is closing 1,100 stores nationwide. Even Breakier News: I can't believe there's 1,100 Radio Shack's."
"How much is a metric fuck-ton? A shitload."
"A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""