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Joke of the Day

"What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald"

"I had fruit and yogurt for breakfast. And 6 donuts for second-breakfast."

"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"

"Have you heard about Trumps plan for Mexicans [Removed]"

"How was copper wire invented? Two jews picked up the same penny simultaneously"

"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"

"Scientists discovered a kind of dinosaur that could only see moving bodies. They named it 'Doyouthinkitsaurus?'"

"Startup idea: Toilet Paper App. Wipe your ass with your actual phone. Reusable."

"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"

"Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada."