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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about Trumps plan for Mexicans [Removed]"

"Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No I really did!"

"Girl, are you an iron-bearing ore? Because when I smelt you, I got taken to a whole other level of civilization.."

"kid dressed as dog: ""trick or treat"" me: wife: ""give him some chocolate then"" me: ""i don't want to kill him linda"""

"Standing up quickly is my Six Flags."

"If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving is not for you."

"Terrorists in Hawaii be like.. ..Aloha Akbar."

"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed."

"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth"