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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eaten ethiopian food? No? Them neither"
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"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."
"(Someone finally shuts off a car alarm) Philip Glass: (sticks head out of apartment window above) HEY I WAS LISTENING TO THAT"
"Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!"
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a person? None. Light bulbs don't change anything."
"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."
"Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice. It's 3 blind rice."
"The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism."
"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."
"Why does the Necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy? He always has a dead audience"