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Joke of the Day
"Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice. It's 3 blind rice."
Next Joke
"I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks."
"I Beat my wife like I Beat my Dick. All the time."
"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""
"Fart Joke Why don't women fart? They don't get an arsehole until they get married!"
"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"
"Profanity is unnecessary and fucking stupid."
"Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode."
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
"Girlfriend walks into the room - Smells like someone farted in here. What an asshole"