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Joke of the Day
"Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood."
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"Chilly Did you know that you can freeze a human to -273.15 C and he'd be 0K"
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"What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings? Ali"
"What drove the British mystery fan insane? He lost his Marples."