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Joke of the Day
"Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood."
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"Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing."
"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."
"What is the best thing about liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up."
"Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?"
"My brother thought his vasectomy ... would keep his wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changed the color of the baby."
"Studies show that spying on people is good for humanity. Power to the peep-hole!"
"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"
"What's Green and Smells like Pork? Kermit's Finger"
"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"