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Joke of the Day
"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"
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"What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny? Something punny."
"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"
"Did anyone see the transit of Venus? If so, was it a white one?"
"What's large, grey and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"Here's a broom go sweep the floors... 'Here's a broom go sweep the floors.' 'But I have a PhD...' 'Oh, I'm sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done.'"
"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose."
"It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :("
"If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist."