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Joke of the Day

"I'm Cherokee and German... I can walk a trail but I can't finish a race."

"Time flies in Italy.... ...Everywhere you look, another Dago's by....."

"I've never met a weekend that I didn't like."

"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"

"What do you call a vampire that eats period blood? Count Snatchula"

"I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like ""good luck guys"" and walked away. I'd be a great mother."

"I almost hit a deer tonight. But then he took back what he said about my mom and we hugged it out. Back to having zero haters, feels good."

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Hello Jack."

"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out"

"I was the best fisherman in town. (nsfw) They called me the master baiter. I could also catch many rare fish, and they also called me a pretty good hooker."