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Joke of the Day

"I'm Cherokee and German... I can walk a trail but I can't finish a race."

"One time, at this party... I went to get a drink and there was no punch line."

"Noah: An ark? Full of animals?? God: ... Noah: You even listening?? God: Sorry what? I was checking out the iPhone 6. This thing is garbage."

"Two men were in a courtroom... One was charged for eating battery acid, the other was charged of sticking fireworks up his ass The court charged one, and let the other off"

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running. J.K! Rowling."

"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"

"Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year? Because everyone wishes him a new ear."

"After much debate comparing early black communities to modern during all these officer related shootings They have decided water hoses weren't so bad"

"Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt? Because no one dared to fuck his mother..."

"I hate people who have a great timing with jokes. When I do it I get responses like ""Who are you and why are you at my grandma's funeral?"""