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Joke of the Day

"I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed"

"Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just want to deposit their check with a mask on."

"What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode"

"Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow."

"Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh wait I forgot it... Shoot"

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !"

"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."

"My mood ring was stolen today. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"Why did the rope not get any presents? Because he was knotty."

"Did you hear about the pecan orgy? It was fucking nuts."